hisnamewasbeanni:

exeggutor:

everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later

It’s so tragic, they still had so much to do, so much to see

parkinglotboy:

I feel like John Travolta is dead…like I kno he isn’t but…I remember him fondly

xanmeup:

reygf:

you know when you can feel yourself going into a depressive spiral but you were already in a depressive spiral so it’s like a double depressive spiral . cool

catch me in that depressive double helix

heimishtheidealhusband:

feelboss:

me: i’m fine

internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*

Never has this been more accurate

inbedwithboys:

I feel horrible in case you were wondering

storiesandskies:

i’m all for language evolving and everything, but i would literally die in defense of the Oxford comma.

doctrwho:

everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it